GOD AND A BUSH.

It was a rainy day for rain was dripping from the sky with no honey on it. Zeus answered not his call for most probably he was somewhere on Earth on yet another quest to find a woman, whose uterus would help him make the world a better place. It was a hard task indeed. Every penis-less human did dare to dream off bearing a child conceived in a rainy day. It's a rainy day that was hard to come by in Greece. 

It was a rainy day and God decided against moping and so he left the earth. For now. He went to Olympus for he found joy by sitting and gazing into the depths of a mirror, contemplating about the life of  loud-thundering Zeus. After all, God was created in his image as well as 4 generations of men.

It was a rainy day on earth and God decided to please his role model, his beloved cloud-gatherer by finding himself a woman. He knew not where to start though. So God looked down upon the earth where no clouds hovered above it. He saw a man herding a flock of sheep on some dead mountain. He wanted not to scare the shepherd and by showing his true form he would have definitely ended up doing exactly that. God had to act quickly for he sought to catch a wanderers eye and the man was in haste. In a moment of panic (God was still so young) he turned himself into a burning bush! The man fell on his knees screaming 'what oh, all mighty, you want of me, mere mortal'. 

It was a rainy day in Greece and God dared not to ask his initial question 'I command you to tell me where could I find a fine woman to impregnate!' Instead he mumbled something about freeing Israelites from Egypt... The second he said all of that he regretted it deeply for he knew Amun will kick his arse far into the heavens beyond. 

It was a rainy day. The day recorded in history of gods as the time when God failed in finding a mortal to impregnate and thus making the world better (from that day forward he will entrust his angels with this task), and a day recorded in human history as the time on which a burning bush spoke to a man, who made a career out of it. It was also a day on which God found out about a place called Heaven for it was where Amun kicked his arse too. Eventually, he will move in there for his son will be a hermit.